If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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