How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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