And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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