I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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