About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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