You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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