i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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