ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
