Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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