Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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