Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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