So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
as a side note pls kill me
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