Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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