I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
vagina is talking i cant
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
