Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
