The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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