it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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