Barsexuality is the new black.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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