I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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