Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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