just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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