did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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