How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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