I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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