whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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