should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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