We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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