Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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