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Whoa Z and x make the same sound
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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