is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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