How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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