butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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