I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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