She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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