google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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