Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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