What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The power of my boobs compel you
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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