thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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