Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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