I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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