Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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