IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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