Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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