Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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