ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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