Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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