fuck your aforementioned shoe
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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