Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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