i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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