He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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