I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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