what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
NoShamevember. You game?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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