Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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