Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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