I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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