I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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