i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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